Posted 2 days ago

Croissant sandwich before ping pong. Responsible living

Posted 3 days ago

bluemoon-darling:

brinaelegiraffe:

shelzie:

hatewizard:

devidementia:

smellestine:

chipperwhale:

what you fail to realize is that video games shouldn’t cater to females in the first place. It’s largely known that it’s targeted towards the MALE demographic and has been for so many years, so why would they ask for something like that to be handed to them on a goddamn silver platter?

that’s like a guy walking into the women’s department of clothing at a sears and demanding that there be more clothing for men there. Separation of sections be damned.

that’s not how it fucking works

no not really

the game industry is more like walking into a regular department store and seeing that all the clothes are only men’s clothes

and when you ask the cashier where the women’s clothing section is, they wheel out a small rack of cheaply made tutus, g-strings, and high heels all in bright pink

and then when you go “wow really that’s it” you get called an uppity bitch and everybody assumes you want all the focus on you when in reality you’d just like to be considered a worthwhile demographic since you also like to wear clothes, it’s not like you want some ridiculous getup, you just want a solid shirt and pair of pants that fits you alright.

I mean hell you even sort of like men’s clothes and you have no problem wearing them. They suit you well. But it’s very obvious once you throw on a pair of men’s pants that they were not made for you.

^^^

Perfect metaphor is perfect.

I will reblog this a hundred times

Pretty spot on. Barbie Vacation Adventure? Nigga please.

Posted 1 week ago

picsofaznstakingpicsoffood:

Oysters!!

Those look so goo….wait, why’s that man so sad?

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago
Please just appear on my table

Please just appear on my table

(Source: nom-food)

Posted 1 week ago

I got a new keyboard

My old Saitek Cyborg II finally started to mess up enough on me that I decided it was high time to get a replacement that wouldn’t go bad ever. No more infinite repeats of commas and random letters when I’m trying to chat with friends online. Especially when the only way I could find to fix it was to mash a bunch of other keys around it to get it to stop. T^T

Enter: CM Storm Trigger. With MX Blues switches. Oh my god, dat click. It’s so satisfying to type on, especially quickly. And it’s backlit, so that’s pretty nice. Red light is easy on the eyes and don’t make me feel like I’ve just stared into the Ark of the Covenant when I turn them on in a dark room.

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Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

feedercomics:

police skin VI by ~2gold

I would totally get this. Riot could name it something like, “Fresh Rookie Vi” and I would still tell them to shut up and take my money

Posted 1 week ago

How I benefit from playing League of Legends

I play league with my group of friends - it’s something a bunch of us do and can be competitive with each other and improve and blah blah blah.

The community as a whole? Probably not too bad. But like the 10% of it that are pieces of shit to other players? You’re really fucking loud and apparent.

My friends and I deal with trolls and ragers just as much as probably the rest of the community does, approximately 10% of our games have at least one by probability.

I’m now going to tell you a story about how dealing with them and keeping your cool in League transfers to real life.

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Posted 1 week ago

mrich2029:

There are so many things I want to say about this … 

I know lots of people who aren’t fans of Tyler Perry, and their reasons are very valid; despite how you feel about his body of work, or even him as a person, THIS IS NOT OK.

Post racial America, ladies and gentleman.

I thought it was just a thing down here in the South. But, are we really expecting thoughtful discourse from a Cracked.com post on Facebook?